Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr (/ˌhakhuˈlippɨ/ /ˈjitɪr/ [boring] [mustache]) is a subtropical Town located in the Pinizeva District of the Federation of Alveria.

The name Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr is derived from the Constructi language, as Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr was founded by Trêbmthe Êg̈mthêv, who was culturaly Constructi.

Climate

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr has a yearly average temperature of 27°C (80°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a hot 33°C (91°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a pleasant 21°C (69°F). Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr receives an average of 220 cm/y (86 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the summer. Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr covers an area of nearly 5 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 1672 m (5485 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr was founded durring the late 17th century in late winter of the year 1565, by Trêbmthe Êg̈mthêv. The establishment of Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr was somewhat plagued by a lack of willing colonists, leading to Trêbmthe Êg̈mthêv electing to pay people to resettle in Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr.

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr was built using the conventions of Constructi durring the late 17th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature waddle and daub construction with good timber frames and a stone foundation protected by thatched or shingled rooves. Most buildings with second floors are built in such a way as to overhang into the streets on the upper floors for more space, as building size seems to be the primary indicator of wealth within the community. Most buildings are not decorated with any integral features, but instead use ivy, flowers, and other natural elements in planters of on trellices to breathe life into the structure they grow upon.

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr is buildings are speckled and packed arround broad flagstone streets with seemingly no patern to them. It appears as if the town's residents simply built streets as they pleased and squeazed buildings in wherever and howeave rpossible, creating an organic, frustrating to navigate, maze of a town. The town sits behind an impressive looking clay brick wall. The wall is notable for querried stone blocks being used to renforce the clay bricks in the expected manner and locations. While the wall was built to the exact specifications of modern fortifications, one has to wonder why the money invested into creating such a well fortified wall wasnt spent on a less impressive looking wall crated from sturdier materials. Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr's walls would endure a brief bombardment, but only from light siege weapons. It seems more likly the town's walls were not designed with defence in mind but rather lending the town a certain air with visitors. The boondoggle-of-a-fortified wall have not been wellmaintained over the years, and while functional are in dire need of some loving care and perhapse light renovation.

A look around Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr is like a look into a broken heart. There is no planning, no organization. Everyone here clearly goes about their own thing with little thought to anyone around them who isn’t selling something they need. It’s not malicious. Heads are hung. Eyes are empty. Something truly horrible happened here once upon a time and the town never healed.

Civic Infrastructure

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr's parks.

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr.

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr's natural decorations nor waterways.

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr is home to a University which provides higher education in a variety of fields, and also serves as a research institute for those same fields.

Cultural Notes

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr's bank was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is characterized by towering round arches, massive stone and brickwork, small windows, thick walls, and a propensity for housing art and sculpture depicting mythological scenes. The building's general shape would be a clever and ascetic combination of geometric shapes, which would be blended together by joining elements. The style's decorative features were largely internal rather than external and incorporated semicircular arches for windows, doors, and arcades; barrel or groin vaults to support the roof of the nave; massive piers and walls, with few windows, to contain the outward thrust of the vaults; side aisles with galleries above them..

Due to the actions of local Kami, winter is long in Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr.

The Soulsliver near Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr are known to be quite timid.

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in summer and involves sex to channel Conjuration energies of tier 2 via chanting.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr Census Data: Year 2000

408 of Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 25 work in Agriculture
• 89 work as Craftsmen
• 31 work as Merchants
• 67 work as Service Workers
• 39 work as General Laborers
• 15 work as Skilled Laborers
• 62 work as Civil Servants
• 37 work in Cottage Industries
• 21 work as Artists
• 22 work in Produce Industries

821 of Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 92 (7%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr is reliant on an industry or product that has toxic or negative side-effects as part of its production. The good is extremely valuable, or the community is extremely desperate, and the side effects are endured as a necessary evil. It may be that their neighbors or lord are forcing them to produce the good so that they aren’t the ones suffering the cost.

Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr has a substantial mill pond located a short distance from town.

POI

History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century a local hero by the name of secured a clean water supply for . Wæm Hakhulippì Yitǐr created a local delicacy in 's honor which is served at festivals.

History